WEAPON AWESOMENESS: DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUNS!


Why stop with one barrel?  Who would ever buy a single barrel shotgun when you could buy a double barrel shot gun.  You can shoot twice as much shit if I am not mistaken.  I have never taken Shotguns 101, but I have seen a lot of movies.  People usually explode a lot more when a double barrel is involved.

Double Barrel Shotgun

1 Barrel = okay, but 2 barrel = okay X 2 which is somewhere between jump high five and double fist pump!

I can’t figure out why for the life of me shotguns stopped with 2 barrels, why not 3? 4? 87? infinity barrels? That would be kick ass gun, those damn deer wouldn’t stand a chance.  Unless of course they had huge bullet proof vests…which they don’t… but they might.  But then they probably wouldn’t be deer, cause deer don’t have money, or vests.  Yea they would be really dead…

Why don’t we have multi barrel tanks? Or super soakers.  That technology stopped with shot guns and rubber band guns and hair curling irons?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS USED FOR? I THINK ITS A CURLING IRON!? EXCLAMATION POINTS AND QUESTION MARKS!

So the moral of this story is two is always better than one. Unless we are dealing with flesh eating viruses or back alley bullies who want to steal your wallet.  Better get a wallet chain.

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Awesome Song of The Day #85

Apostle of Hustle – Folkloric Feel

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4 Responses to “WEAPON AWESOMENESS: DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUNS!”

  1. what about double penetration? is that awesomer than single penetration?

  2. a triple shotgun was never even thought of. Those shotgun people are easily distracted or something.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    there is 4 barrel shotgun you know

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