SNACK AWESOMENESS: COOKIE DOUGH!

I took a few days off.  Crying.  It’s cold here in CO. CO means Colorado!  It is a square state, shaped like the letter square.  It has stupid states all around it! CO is full of Karate Chops (knife hand technique) and Scissor Kicks, which I perfected and taught you about.  It snowed around Denver city area, I live in the Denver city area.  You better not come looking for my house or you will get plenty of knife hand techniques to the jugular (fyi your dead then).

I was surfing the net for cupcake pictures.  In between my searching for pictures of boxing gorillas and taco’s.  Laid my eyes on this and did sexual things in my trousers.  XXX alert!  Maybe the XXX alert should have come before the XXX part.  Still working out the bugs.

I know that this is heaven on earth! ohhh baby heaven is a place called cookie dough cupcakes.

So I went and bought cookie dough ice cream, because the cupcakes look really hard to make… and I would just end up eating the dough! Cause Gosh! It is yummy!. I don’t think I need a period after a exclamation point.  Somebody who majors in english things tell me!. ARG!

Then as I sat and watched the view and ate cookie dough Ice Cream I realized that I have found my calling in the world.  1) this blog, I bring so much happiness to the 8 ( and counting! ) people who trek to this area a month.  2) eat cookie dough in every shape and form it exists in.  Cookie dough, sandwiches, cookie dough bagels, cookie dough hats, cookie dough edible underwear!  If I missed any just let me know.  So I will begin my search tommorow, its the 10th crusade except me versus the Muslims its me vs. cookie dough! Im coming for you mother fucker! Get ready to digest!  Damn it I just drooled on my keyboard.

I decided I have to many nightmares.  Usually about the world being out of cookie dough and nuclear winter.  So I made a cookie dough bed, but I ate it.  Crap! Tummy ache!

I used to sleep in this... now I am a diabetic ... but oohhh baby it was worth it.

So bring me Cookie and I will save you from Death! Unless It’s death itself … your on your fucking own!

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY! #53

WOLF PARADE – MODERN WORLD

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