I was going to write a post about doing the limbo until I realized that is a terrible idea. However, I was going to write however and then put a comma after it so I successfully got that off my bucket list. The hula is a crazy ass game though. Somebody saw something and was like I wonder how low I can put that and still walk under it and it lasted eternity. But somehow lawn darts and lawn axe throwing didn’t stand the test of time. Kids need to be tougher. Less limbo, more getting stabbed.
Although when I was searching for pictures of the limbo somehow this gem came up. No, I still have no idea how google images works.
Walking Dead is a pretty sweet show. Zombies and Drama. Zrama. This zombie always cracks me up. Just lying there making noises and gently reaching out for some human to accident fall into its teeth. I realize it didn’t have legs but thats no excuse! Wheelchair zombies! Time to overcome some diversity. Overcome adversity? That doesn’t make any sense.
Humans are lazy. Most monsters were once humans. So there has to be some other lazy ass monsters. Like a Werewolf that is fat as hell and just sits on his porch rocking in a rocking chair with a shotgun. Then when kids skateboard by, he shoots them. Then goes to bed and complains to the wife how obnoxious the youth is these days. She then tells him, that she has told him once she has told him a million times, they cannot have sex when he is a werewolf. Life just isn’t fair for a lycan.
Or a Lochness monster that drowns because they get sick of all that swimming.
I wonder how somebody becomes one of those things? Vampire Bite = Transformation, Werewolf Bite = Transformation, Zombie Bite = Transformation… Lochness Monster bukkake = Transformation. Gross, I have just decided to not go to any place other then the US. I am trying to avoid Lochness bukkake. Weird, I thought a monster Bukkake would come from a Asian country. Just goes to show that you cannot stereotype.
This song literally came out 3 hours ago according to the internets. Song is exploding my brains. Are they legit rappers? Comedians? Just cool fucking dudes? Lazy Werewolves? I hope all.
Childish Gambino Ft Flynt Flossy & Yung Humma
Literally the best song ever.