Thanksgiving. Turkey’s get food stuffed up their butt and then get cooked… I didn’t make that up, we actually do that.
"hey science, find a way to put food up this birds ass... why don't you just use your hand? by god science your good"
At christmas we don’t shove mashed potatoes up a ducks ass, however that sounds wonderful. How did we come to this putting food up other foods poopers and how can we do more of it. I think mac and cheese up a cows ass would probably be like the 2nd coming of jesus. Hey, religious types thats not blasphemous! Jesus has the blue box blues.
The story of thanksgiving white people sucked at trying to survive and native americans were really good at making turkeys and cranberry sauce. The pilgrims introduced the natives to the detroit lions and some inflatable things in the air and the rest was history.
Things I am thankful for:
Explosions, godzilla, Marisa miller, space and hover shoes. Although not invented yet, I am working away with Bill Nye to get those real.
Enjoy your turkey, I know sesame street will :
What the hell is cookie monster going to eat?
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Don’t forget to give thanks for me. I am giving thanks for you right now! More after the holiday!
stuffed!
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Awesome Song of The Day #74
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