HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Says the fake tombstone in my neighbors front yard! I thought he had killed somebody and buried them in his yard, I was super excited to not be the only one in the neighborhood known for killing people and burying them in the yard. Which is a huge misconception because I actually eat them and sex up their dead bodies. So silly to just bury them, I am like a native American I use all of the corpse. I am eco friendly. The green cereal killer I am known as in the cereal killer world. This is weird, mom I don’t eat people….? Nice.
Note: perverts you do not stick your dick in these!
I mean finally! A holiday for us vegetable carvers of the world. I tried to get smoke signals out of style by carving words into cucumbers and throwing them in the air. It wasn’t very successful but we had a lot of pickles later so that was kinda cool.
You know what is sweet about halloween it combines all my favorite things. I get to dress all sorts of seductive. This is me from last year.
UGHHH HUHHH THEY ARE REAL!
Secondly, I get a lot of free candy, Lastly, I get to give kids fruit with razor blades in it. IT IS LIKE WIN WIN WIN! HERE KID EAT THIS RAZOR BLADE!!! Oh you don’t want unwrapped items? Cool I rewraped this starburst and put acid on it! ENJOY YOUR TRIP! THERE ARE MONSTERS UNDER YOUR BED! WHAT!
Sorry i love halloween. Time to go put on my garter and get down! See you sometime tommorow. Please hold my hair while I vomit.
BOOO!
AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #65
OCTOPUS PROJECT – Bees Bein Stugglin (awesome)
THE A IS FOR AWESOME 