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JACOBSON & GORDY

Posted in Actors, Awesome, awesome song of the day, awesomness, blog, comedy, Humor, Television with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 2, 2012 by tsanda

Coming soon to TNT, the new hit series from the creators of such classics and Rizzoli and Isles and Franklin and Bash comes the next great pair of spunky people who do something together!  Jacobson is a tough as nails Brooklyn cabbie.  Gordy is a Romanian bear wrestler.  One night on the gritty streets they discovered each other and their shared love for action and adventure.  They found that they love the same two things.  Solving the mysteries of the night and being sassy.

You will hear their classic catch phrases as they do their signature move of hitting people with their car. Which is a 1989 Pontiac Fiero; which Jacobson calls his “Getting sex machine.”  Cause it helps him get sex.  He doesn’t realize he doesn’t have to explain the nickname but he makes a point of putting it on his business cards.

The Fiero, trying not to explode from 1984-1989.

The Fiero, trying not to explode from 1984-1989.

Gold Rims or Go Home, is what I would have nicked named that.  But Rizzoli liked the latter… (she fell for it’s charms, just fyi that will be a great crossover episode).

They always chase their perps (crime show word) in the Fiero and then just straight up hit them as hard as they can.  They don’t believe the justice system actually works.  These two badasses just know the murder system.

Just got hit by Jacobson & Gordy? You are bound to hear a gem such as, “Should have looked both ways before crossing the street.” or “Why did the criminal cross the street? To get hit by our car!” or “Crosswalks are for old people and pussies…” (editors note, that last one got edited from the show)

If you like high fives, fast cars, loose women, periodic guest spots from Franklin and Bash (who always get called in to get them off the hook for hitting so many people with their car) and a minimum of 10 explosions an episode you will love TNT’s new dramedy, Jacobson & Gordy.

Starring: Tom Everett Scot as Jacobson:

The guy you know you've seen in something.

That guy you know you’ve seen in something.

And Roddy Roddy Piper as Gordy.

I'm here to hit you with my car and chew bubblegum... and I am all out of bubblegum...

I’m here to hit you with my car and chew bubblegum… and I am all out of bubblegum…

Coming to TNT Tuesday.  Don’t want to watch it? That is okay. Somehow somebody somewhere will watch it just like Franklin and Bash and Rizzoli and Isles.  You won’t ever meet them but they are there.  We at TNT promise.

Jacobson and Gordy TNT knows sassy crime fighting couples!

 

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ANIMAL AWESOMENESS: SABERTOOTH TIGERS!

Posted in Animals, Awesome, Humor, Music, Nature, Science with tags , , , , , , , on October 15, 2009 by tsanda

Cats are awesome.  I know there are a lot of cat haters in the world.  I am not one.  I love kitties… (distant asshole voice yells, “why”).  Fair enough I will answer that question with another question.  Why arn’t cats awesome….?

I win debate club again.  Suck. It.

Plus you have to determine the radness of something by what it evolved from.  Birds = awesome, kids of velociraptors.  Humans = awesome, used to be monkeys.  Cats = awesome, yep sabertooth tigers.  Now take an animals that does what ever it wants to all day and give it giant fangs.  Fangs that are so awesome they were named after swords.

Ummmm yea... It is a deadly fast murderous walrus.

Ummmm yea... It is a deadly fast murderous walrus.

Here is the day of a Sabertooth Tiger.  Wake. Murder a Giraffe or T-Rex.  Eat it.  Nap for 18 hours.  Wake, tongue bath + some purring.  Killing resumes with a great white shark followed by a quick purrr sesh then another nap.  Everyday filled with bloody animal carcasses; fuck it’s friday today they would have eaten a hippopotamus or orange julius.

Did you know a Sabertooth has a sweet tooth? For your fucking skull. Science Proven!

Wonder what my tramp stamp is? Not anymore!

Wonder what my tramp stamp is? Not anymore!

If I have do die.  Please let a Sabertooth Tiger eat my brains through my eye sockets…please.  Best funeral ever!

Oprah – “It’s so sad…how did he die?”

Bill Nye The Science Guy – ” Sabertooth ate his head”

Oprah – “Radical” —— Jump high five with Bill Nye.

I can dream can’t I…I can dream.

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Awesome Song of The Day # 62

Shout Out Louds – Tonight I Have to Leave

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