DID YOU KNOW SANTA IS NOT REAL?!?!?!?!?!?
You tell anybody I'm not real and I'm gonna fucking kill you!
I WENT TO THE FOOTHILLS FASHION MALL AND SAT ON SANTAS LAP TONIGHT. I WANTED A SUPER SOAKER OOZENATOR! A PONY AND A MY LITTLE PONY! I GET UP THERE AND SANTA DIDN’T KNOW IF I WAS NAUGHTY OR NICE! AND HIS F’ING BEARD FELL OFF!! WHAHHHHH! I CRIED FOR HOURS AND PUNCHED 4 MIDGET ELFS HELPING SANTA! THEY TURNED OUT TO BE KIDS! SANTA ISN’T REAL! F-U HOLLYWOOD AND MOM YOU TOLD ME HE WAS REAL!.
NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THE EASTER BUNNY ISNT…..REAL…..NO!!!!!!
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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #79
DEAD MAN’S BONES
Little back story – Ryan Gosling the actor, who kicks ass by the way, is in a band with a childhood buddy, and they used a children’s choir for backup vocals. It is awesome. Also see this movies! Half Nelson.
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THE A IS FOR AWESOME 