Christmas traditions, virgin births and bums that give you stuff. What a holiday this Xmas is. So baby Jesus, no he isn’t from south of the border. Was put into Mary by an angel. Or thats what mary told Joe, her ole man, I think that angel was horny for some human lovin. Angels always say once you go human you never go back.
PSSSTTT... Joseph he looks nothing like you....notice the wings and halo?
So Christmas started as the celebration of Jesus birth. Okay religious holiday makes sense. Then the rest of us went…Hey! Jerk faces I want presents too! So we cut down a tree and dressed an old dude in red and gave him some deer to ride to your chimney. Honestly a strange old man comes down your chimney and eats your food and then gives you presents. He also knows what you’ve been doing. Those are actually called stalkers and they usually don’t get to hang out with kids…
Hey Kids! Go sit on the fat stangers lap! Tell him what you want and he's gonna laugh and hug you!
Next your gonna tell me that Dead Jesus is gonna get honored with a rabbit.
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Awesome Song of the Day #82
Dungeon Family – Trans DF Express
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THE A IS FOR AWESOME 