I have been on a food kick lately. Food is good. It feeds us, makes us grow big and strong, makes us poop. Some foods will even put hair on your chest? Yea somebody once said that to me and I was really confused. Gorillas must eat so much fucking 5 alarm chili. Food comforts us and shames us (go eat McDonalds and tell me how you feel about yourself afterwards…probably like this) But it can also be used to sit on! Al Einstein once made a math equation to discover a new form of matter. The bean bag chair.
Simple Linear Progression Model, No big deal, get your TI 83 out!
Very comfortable ... forms to your back and gently messages your spine.
+ (thats a plus sign in advanced mathematics)
A lovely bag.
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The coolest way to chill for people and some cats… but watch your nails mittens we don’t want the bean juice seeping out!
Hot Girls cannot resist the allure of bean bags in your crib...Visual proof!
But wait… there is more? An even more advanced Scientist than Al Einstein, yep Bill Nye, discovered an even better way to lay. It’s called the Love Sac. They are actually comfortable and not filled with a Thanksgiving Dinner side dish. How do you compete with Bean Bags marketing campaign from above? I thought maybe explosion and sharks jumping through hoops. But nope, much simpler, what is better than looking a lady in a bean bag…how about laying with said lady?
SOLD! That could possibly be me! or you if you use your imagination.
That marketing doesn’t do it for you? Okay I got your bag…How about 2 ladies?
2 is more than 1. So my Ti 83 says. Bill Nye is still researching
The chair wars have begun. I predict a lot of casualties, families will be torn apart during this conflict. But I already have my allegiances. Me and Lay Z Boy…we go way back, we been chillin since 88′ He gonna be best man at my wedding. I was his best man when he married the ottoman. Lovely ceremony. We had it at American Furniture Warehouse.
Done
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Awesome Song of the Day #92
Tanya Morgan
So Damn Down
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THE A IS FOR AWESOME 
