When you have this trying to steal your gas.
Lord Humungous. 3x winner of Mr. Post Apocalyptic Australia. Give me your oil or I will wear less!
You need an unconventional hero.
Me: “hey Kid, Lord Humungous and his gang are going to breakdown our walls and take our gas. After they beat us in body building and mohawk championships they are going to violate our women and kill our men.”
Rah! Grrrrrrr! Arf Arf Arf
Me:…… “What the fuck did you say.”
Me: “Where the hell did he go?”
Master Blaster: “He went into one of his tunnels, probably trying to get to barter town.”
Gyrocopter Guy: “Shut up Master Blaster, you aren’t even in this movie.”
Me: “Thanks Gryo Guy. Now you shut up too”
Feral Kid:
"raar, rar, ahh ahhh farp zzzrp"
Me: Damn kid, you laugh really weird. Did I catch a Zzzerp in there?
Kid: (does a backflip)
Me: …….
Lord Humungous: ” I am here for all of your leather and metal clasps”
Guy from Commando:
Wait I am in Commando? Awesome! The breeze up here on this oil rig sure cools my ass less chaps!
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I'm gonna shoot you between the balls, but after I finish shitting my ass less chaps. I don't wear those in this movie? Weak.
“Lord Humungous, me and my kid or gay lover, depends on what Wikipedia writer is on that day, are going to steal their gas, how about that idea?”
Lord Humungous "Ohh Really? You're in charge? Well now your just tied up". Vernon Wells: "You could at least say something cool like, let off steam or something..."
Me: “Shit we are surrounded”
Gyro Guy: “We need somebody who can slip outside undetected and then throw a boomerang multiple times before hitting something and be really lucky that nobody tries to catch, kill, shoot, trap, murder him…”
Me: “Gryo Guy, shut the fuck up, your teeth are gross… I am trying to think, I can’t think with those grossies in my grille… We need somebody who can slip outside undetected and then throw a boomerang multiple times before hitting something and be really lucky that nobody tries to catch, kill, shoot, trap, murder him…”
Me: “But who is our man”
Feral Boy: “grawlop”
Me: “Can you throw in a backflip for good measure?”
THIS IS MY BACKFLIP FACE!
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Me: Damn and some fingertips!?!
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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
FINGERTIPS (see what I did there?)
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THE A IS FOR AWESOME 