I am really damn excited for the Mars Rover. You bet your ass I am topical as hell! Current events, son!
Nobody talks about the 80 trillion dollar Robocop we put on Mars to take this photograph.
We, yes we, the North Americans minus Polar Bears and Canada dropped a fucking RC Racer onto the Mars and are currently exploring the shit out of it. Finding monsters and aliens and Spocks all damn day.
Bill Nye: Nearly none of that is true. Ass.
Me: Hey! Bill. Shut up. Well after you tell me which part I am right about….
Bill Nye: Polar Bears and Canada didn’t help.
Me: Duh. Polar Bears are dumb as hell and Canada is poor. USA! USA! USA!
Bill Nye: Jeez. No Monsters or Aliens or singular Spock either. It just rolls around at 2″ per second and cores the soil and takes measurements.
Me: Ugh. Boring. 2″ a second? It would take that hoss all of 6 seconds to measure my….
Me: You cut me off. Dick.
Bill: Yea, we got that.
Me: USA USA USA!
Don’t worry. Mr. Nye left. Sometimes he can’t handle talking science with me. Like when I beat NAS in rap battles. Which are usually about Bill Nye wearing tie dye while drinking a mai tai.
NAS: …… ( silence just like the end of 8 Mile )
I like explaining written jokes. Means they are good.
The only really cool thing that is going to come from the Mars Rover is now Aliens on other planets can see we are getting pretty cool over here on Earth and it is time to blow us up. Which I mean is really all anybody can ask for in this life.
AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY
Easily my current favorite band. Mind blowing.
Have a lovely Thanksgiving next year. Like to get it out of the way early.