Archive for ketchup

MY HEROES AWESOMENESS: SCORPION!

Posted in Awesome, happiness :), Humor, memories, Music, Technology, video games with tags , , , , on November 3, 2009 by tsanda

Usually when an annoying person yaks on about the summer solstice or how good kabobs are…no phil, I don’t want one!  All I want to do is throw a rope spear from my palm, gently impale their torso and ask them ever so sweetly to “come over here” then I give them a swift uppercut, or just say “hey…soooooshhhhhh”.  Because I was raised by the Sega Genesis …. and 16 bit decapitations.  Which are only slightly less cool than real lifes ones.

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Now you know what is above my bed...

You want to hear about the 2nd best day of my life.  Well it was yesterday.  I was at my day job, as a nerdy female.  I was walking around some sort of building.  I heard somebody yell mortal kombat then I brake danced and got my picture taken with Scorpion.  Almost as sweet as the day I got to tour the ketchup factory and they let me take home 5! count em bitch 5! Ketchup packets.  Uhh huhhh. Be jealous its okay.  Yep it was Heinze fuck Hunts.

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ME WITH MY IDOL!

I am a good looking lady

Enough

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Awesome song of the Day #68

MORTAL KOMBAT – RAIDEN AND THE LIGHTNING BOLTS (or Sub Zero and The Plain Zeros (i think only fans of running man will get that one)

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FOOD AWESOMENESS: KETCHUP!

Posted in Awesome, Dork, Food, Humor, Music with tags , , , , on May 26, 2009 by tsanda

What is the best thing on the planet to eat on other stuff? Let this list of ingredients help you; tomato concentrate, corn syrup (or other surgar),vinegar, salt, spice and herb extracts (including celery), spice and garlic powder.  Now, I don’t know about the celery, sounds like wikipedia is full of shit on that one.  But the rest of those things all mix together and form a taste sensation / explosion / volcano / supernova / apocalypse of red semi thick topping, dip or condiment. 

 

Forget the NBA playoffs, ketchup is where amazing happens.

Forget the NBA playoffs, ketchup is where amazing happens.

Now if your like me you probably just tried to rub some french fries on the screen. Sorry about that.  Now Ketchup, most people think hotdogs and burgers and you would be very very right.  But guess what Breakfast was made for ketchup.  Hashbrowns, eggs and sausage all dream about ketchup at night and I oblige them every morning with the proper burial they deserve….a ketchup burial.  Note to world, when I die, cremate me, put me in a bottle of Ketchup, then put me in a cannon and shoot me over the grand canyon.  No real reason why the grand canyon just sounded pretty damn epic.  I want a ketchup phone. 

 

Yea you thought I made that shit up!

Yea you thought I made that shit up!

All this ketchup talk is making me hungry.  You need to see the movie Cobra starring Sly Stallone, the girl he is protecting drowns her fries in Ketchup.  Perfect.

I am going to open some ketchup packets directly into my mouth and probably just take a bath in some.

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Awesome Song of The Day # 37

Aesop Rock – “None Shall Pass”

Artwork by Jeremy Fish who is incredible.

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