I gotta say I am pretty big fan of branding. Taking something and instead of just putting it in your garage for safe keeping, burning a symbol in it’s ass to show other people that it is yours. We do this with cows a lot. And by we I mean me. I have 37 cows in my backyard with NBDS branded on the side of their ass. NBDS did I give away my initials? Nope. Don’t want you crazies stalking me, unless you own operation. Cause I have honestly never played operation and I wouldn’t be mad if you broke into my house and were waiting for me naked in my bed room with operation and 50 candles.
NBDS is my brand. I put it on everything that is mine. Like this banana.
NBDS, Copywrite...the future? You bet your ass. 1.21 jiggawatts!
That is an awesomeness original. You don’t believe me? Look it has my brand. I like to brand bananas. I have a lot of monkeys that live in the trees by my house. Denver is a huge primate city, fyi. You didn’t know that? Watch some discovery channel why don’t ya. I don’t want these monkeys stealing my bananas. I also branded my dog Smmmeeeelllliiighhhh Samsanov, the monkeys would also try to eat him. Or ride him which I am 100% okay with.
I didn’t use my initials. DAJ. cause thats just boring. Dagwood Alberto Jasper. I mean who am I? A comic book character? Hispanic? A hick? All.
So to lower confusion and put my life values out there. NBDS. No Big Deal Son. Anytime anything happens, NBDS. Cause it really is no big deal, (unless it’s this blog than of course it’s a huge deal) and Son. Cause calling people son it just the polite thing to do. Wu Tang taught me that.
WHAT THE FUCK! I TAKE A FEW MINUTS TO ENTERTAIN AND THOSE GOD DAMN MONKEYS!
What the hell! That was my favorite nana!
FRANKIE NOT YOU TOO!
Ahhh! I can't be mad at you tiny adorable monkey. You can have Jake. (that's the name of that banana)
I am out of bananas. But have some full and fat monkeys. Looks like I will be eating monkey tonight!
DONE SON
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Awesome Song of the Day #134
Big Boi
Hustle Blood
(not the best quality but song is just sooooo smooth)
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THE A IS FOR AWESOME 