BURNING YOUR INITIALS INTO SOMETHING AWESOMENESS: BRANDING!

I gotta say I am pretty big fan of branding.  Taking something and instead of just putting it in your garage for safe keeping, burning a symbol in it’s ass to show other people that it is yours.  We do this with cows a lot.  And by we I mean me. I have 37 cows in my backyard with NBDS branded on the side of their ass.  NBDS did I give away my initials? Nope. Don’t want you crazies stalking me, unless you own operation.  Cause I have honestly never played operation and I wouldn’t be mad if you broke into my house and were waiting for me naked in my bed room with operation and 50 candles.

NBDS is my brand. I put it on everything that is mine.  Like this banana.

NBDS, Copywrite...the future? You bet your ass. 1.21 jiggawatts!

That is an awesomeness original.  You don’t believe me? Look it has my brand.  I like to brand bananas.  I have a lot of monkeys that live in the trees by my house.  Denver is a huge primate city, fyi.  You didn’t know that? Watch some discovery channel why don’t ya. I don’t want these monkeys stealing my bananas.  I also branded my dog Smmmeeeelllliiighhhh Samsanov, the monkeys would also try to eat him.  Or ride him which I am 100% okay with.

I didn’t use my initials. DAJ. cause thats just boring.  Dagwood Alberto Jasper. I mean who am I? A comic book character? Hispanic? A hick? All.

So to lower confusion and put my life values out there.  NBDS.  No Big Deal Son. Anytime anything happens, NBDS.  Cause it really is no big deal, (unless it’s this blog than of course it’s a huge deal) and Son. Cause calling people son it just the polite thing to do.  Wu Tang taught me that.

WHAT THE FUCK! I TAKE A FEW MINUTS TO ENTERTAIN AND THOSE GOD DAMN MONKEYS!

What the hell! That was my favorite nana!

FRANKIE NOT YOU TOO!

Ahhh! I can't be mad at you tiny adorable monkey. You can have Jake. (that's the name of that banana)

I am out of bananas.  But have some full and fat monkeys.  Looks like I will be eating monkey tonight!

DONE SON

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Awesome Song of the Day #134

Big Boi

Hustle Blood

(not the best quality but song is just sooooo smooth)

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PLUSH AWESOMENESS: MODERN STUFFED ANIMALS!

Stuffed animals were a favorite part of many kids childhood.  If they weren’t part of yours then I am sorry, you were probably raised in a cult or some sort of communist commune.  You could get stuffed animals in so many varieties and they liked to hang out with you and keep monsters away at night…..ohhhh so i’ve been told…..

But recently I have a noticed that there are a ton of awesome new stuffed animals and plush toys.  They really aren’t for kids but neither is this blog so it works perfectly.  Here is a great learning tool for kids though. 

 

Learn all your fun diseases in adorable plush toy form.

They are all modeled after a form of bacteria, virus or microbe.  Here is a list of some of the fun creatures involved.

• Heartworm (Dirofilaria immitis)!
• Salmonella (Salmonella typhimurium)
• The Plague – black death (Yersinia pestis)
• Mad Cow Disease(Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy)
• E. Coli(Escherichia coli

Man and to think that I was raised my whole childhood without a HIV or Streptococcus plush toy to hold while in bed.  If you want your kid to grow up to be doctor buy them these toys.  They will be able to ace their med school because they will already know these bacteria and such from their childhoods.  Nurse,”Doctor, What is this disease this man only has 3 seconds to live”  Doc “Calm down nurse, this is Salmonella I remembered from my childhood, I had the cutest stuffed salmonella in my room” , Nurse “thanks doc but your speech to took to long and he died”, Doc “rats”

They are not all just for educational use some are just cute as hell for the reason of being cute as hell.

 

GRRRRRRRR!

That thing is awesome, if I ever decide to get an imaginary friend I am going to enlist this dude for the job.

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Awesome Song of the Day #36

Alamo Race Track – The Northern Territory

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