It amazes me when people don’t have nice things to say about Arnold Schwarzenegger. They say “that a-hole ruined California”. Not true dick heads. He taught us a awesome way to say California that sounds like Cauliflower. Side note. Cauliflower does not go over well for Valentines Day. That girls loving flowers thing is a bunch of bullshit. Also California never broke off into the ocean. So i’d call his term a 100% success.
I mean his old campaign posters alone should win over your hearts and minds.
ALLLGGHHHHHH! VOTE OR DIE!
MTV and Sean P. Diddy Combs may have made Vote or Die “hip”. But Arnold made it mandatory and literal.
So his campaign manager wanted us to see a softer side of Arnold. The mother vote is key in Califlower.
Aaaalllllgggghhhh! BABIES!
The single mothers vote is big. But don’t forget to Rock the Vote. The youth is a big factor in one election ever and Arnold took a no holds approach to garner those votes.
ALLLRGHHHHH KIDS LOVE ICE CREAM! IF IT MELTS ICE CAN EAT IT!
You can’t forget the elderly people. They still go to the post office; so they know where polling places are and usually end up voting by accident while trying to pay their Readers Digest fees by check.
ALALALRLARLALRALRALGHGGHHHH I WILL WEAR YOUR CHRISTMAS SWEATERS!
That election was over before it even started. What about the Jackie Chan vote?
ALGHH! LETS MAKE THE TUXEDO 2! ALGH!
Ahhh Arnold Governor stuff, I am a very topical guy.
That is done!
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