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Posted in Awesome, awesome song of the day, awesomness with tags , on April 17, 2012 by tsanda

Just a song tonight.  Have a guest post coming tomorrow. So get your beauty sleep you’re gonna need it after the guest poster melts your hearts and minds.



I have no idea if I have used this song before.  Nor do I care.  I could use this song everyday and you would like it.



Posted in Actors, Awesome, awesomness, blog, Humor, Stuff, Weapons with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 9, 2010 by tsanda

Shirt sleeves are so useless most of the time.  I mean all of my shirts are sleeveless, gym shirts, work shirts, wedding shirts, funeral shirts, sleeping, eating, swimming pool shirts.  I just can’t see a good reason to cover these pythons.  Until yesterday.  I got in to a knife fight with some guy.  He had nothing.  Just stupid fists and a shit long sleeved dumb ass shirt. I laughed for about 35 seconds in his face with my pocket knife waving in his face.  Then he smiled and “swhhoooommmmmp” (onimonipea) and giant swords came flying out of his shirts! HE WASN’T EVEN WOLVERINE!  I lost, it goes without saying.  So, I am laying in the hospital this morning, licking my wounds and thinking, how did he do that?  … Then like a ray of light from the Dawn….Those fucking sleeves are good for something.  Hiding Weapons, and I love my weapons.

Hell Boy

That's what I get for picking a fight with the guy from Hell Boy.

So i’ve healed, fast healer, like a cat.  I strapped a couple swords under my shirt.  Got ready to pick a fight.  This time, I went to a Mexican Cantina. Lovely little joint.  Mariachi music playing in the background, I take a Sol and sat and waited for somebody, who A) would fight me, then B) I could win.  So this punk ass little pretty boy walks in and steps on my toe.

Direct Quote From Me – “hey? what the heck!”

Him – “some word in spanish”

Me – “……”

Him – “Lo Siento”

Me – “Ohhh well fuck you too”. Swords pop out, commence laughing.

Him – “sccchhhhwwippp ( more noises that sound like their spelled ) GUNS? WHAT THE FUCK!


Maybe I have misjudged this pretty guitar playing man. Crap x2.

I gotta stop fighting guys from movies already.  I saw Clubber Lang and ran the other way.  He didn’t have sleeves but I guarantee he has a laser cannon hidden in his mohawk.

What do I do? Here is what I did tonight, after my bullet wounds healed.  Yea wound-s plural.  Jerk shot my 6 times.

I went to Burma, smuggled a tiger out of the country, strapped a Mini Gun on it’s head and stuck it in my pant leg.  Who wants a piece? You Antonio Banderas? Didn’t think so.

Bring it.


Awesome Song of The Day #101

Annie Lennox

Walking On Broken Glass

(Guest starring John Malkavich)



Posted in Actors, Awesome, Awesomeness, blog, happiness :), Humor, memories, The 90's with tags , , , , , , , on November 13, 2009 by tsanda

Never has a time in my life been as important as the years of 1990 to 1996.  Those glorious years took me on a trip.  I was told, once a week, maybe twice during sweeps about a time when a young man from Philly got in trouble with his mom.

Good night sweet prince, good night.  Damn you Will Smith for being so damn charming!


He was just hanging out playing some basketball and using blue spray paint as deodorant.   But here unfortunately there were a couple of guys, they were wearing a lot of black, and had chains on and were standing by a boom box punching fists into their palms, believe you me that usually means biznas.  I was told that these guys were just up to nothing good.  They picked our hero up over their head and spun him around.   Oh I am sure he had a tummy ache.  So what happens next you ask? His mom shook her finger and said, You are going to live with your rich Aunt and Uncle in California, USA.  He you will learn to be materialistic and snobby.  Nice.

fresh prince of bel air

Yep, this is a free Wall Paper you can attain online. Just don't have you computer on next to mine.

So then he gets out of the cab, tells the cabby that the cabby smells, classic.  Then skips to the door knocks and spins his head around in anticipation of the antics him a Carlton will get into.  Such as this.  My favorite child hood memory.

Fade out to Jazzy Jeff getting thrown out of the house.  When I have a family I will force them to be exactly like the Bank’s.  Does somebody want to get thrown out of my house daily?

Who would win in a fight? The Tanners or the Banks? I’ll tell you.  All of us.


Awesome Song of The Day # 70

Annie Lennox – Why (yes, yes I am serious, you honestly don’t turn this up to 11 in your car when you are alone and the windows are up?, yeah thought so…)