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ALBUM ARTWORK AWESOMENESS: KEVIN EUBANKS!

Posted in Awesome, Dork, Humor, Music with tags , , , , , on April 27, 2009 by tsanda

Iconic album covers are always thought to be Abbey Road, London Calling, Nirvana and Queen II.  Those are boring beyond belief.  I mean how often do we have to look at that babies penis before we can talk about other great album covers.  Well I say now! 9:47pm MST Monday April 27th 2009.  Now we can usher in the new generation of iconic album covers.  So I did some searching and through a stroke of master genius I remembered one of the best album covers I have ever seen.  So I investigated further and yep, all were great.  Who might I be talking about?  (Go back and read the title)  Yep yeppers Kevin “Jay Leno’s Sidekick” Eubanks. Example #1.  Trust me…I don’t think your ready.

 

HAHAHAHAH....ahhh HAHAHHAHA So greased up he is.

HAHAHAHAH....ahhh HAHAHHAHA So greased up he is.

Ohh they only get better.  A little known fact about Kevin Eubanks is that his third love is kittens.  Right behind mustaches and fish tacos.

 

Killing that cat softly with this song...

Killing that cat softly with this song...

Some day’s Mr. Eubanks isn’t feeling vain and he is not in the mood to serenade a kitten.  But rather he is a little down and needs some me time.  For some smooth jazz inner reflections.

 

Just staring into your soul. Watch out kevin will seduce you.

Just staring into your soul. Watch out kevin will seduce you.

Other times Kev just wants to go out on the town and he just has to look good.  Total Daper Dan style.  Don’t worry Kev Eub has got style down pat.

 

That jacket should be worn by a superhero...ohhh wait it is.

That jacket should be worn by a superhero...ohhh wait it is.

There are a few more but we will only delve into one more.  Because this is probably the piece de resistance.  No music is hotter than smooth jazz and nobody is hotter than Kevin Eubanks.  So its only adequate that he is the HEAT OF HEAT.  ENJOY.

 

That shirt is impressive

That shirt is impressive

But all joking aside Mr. Eubanks is a kick ass guitarist and commands a lot of respect in the Jazz world.  If you ever get a chance check him out sometime.  Or just frame all of these master pieces of modern art.  Your girlfriend might think it’s weird at first but she will get used to it, if not just kick her out and chill with Kev. 

Out

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Awesome song of the day #29

Bone Thugs N Harmony – First of The Month

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