UNCONVENTIONAL HERO AWESOMENESS: THE FERAL KID FROM THE ROAD WARRIOR!

When you have this trying to steal your gas.

Lord Humungous. 3x winner of Mr. Post Apocalyptic Australia. Give me your oil or I will wear less!

You need an unconventional hero.

Me: “hey Kid, Lord Humungous and his gang are going to breakdown our walls and take our gas.  After they beat us in body building and mohawk championships they are going to violate our women and kill our men.”

Rah! Grrrrrrr! Arf Arf Arf

Me:…… “What the fuck did you say.”

Me: “Where the hell did he go?”

Master Blaster: “He went into one of his tunnels, probably trying to get to barter town.”

Gyrocopter Guy: “Shut up Master Blaster, you aren’t even in this movie.”

Me: “Thanks Gryo Guy. Now you shut up too”

Feral Kid:

"raar, rar, ahh ahhh farp zzzrp"

Me: Damn kid, you laugh really weird.  Did I catch a Zzzerp in there?

Kid: (does a backflip)

Me: …….

Lord Humungous: ” I am here for all of your leather and metal clasps”

Guy from Commando:

Wait I am in Commando? Awesome! The breeze up here on this oil rig sure cools my ass less chaps!

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I'm gonna shoot you between the balls, but after I finish shitting my ass less chaps. I don't wear those in this movie? Weak.

“Lord Humungous, me and my kid or gay lover, depends on what Wikipedia writer is on that day, are going to steal their gas, how about that idea?”

Lord Humungous "Ohh Really? You're in charge? Well now your just tied up". Vernon Wells: "You could at least say something cool like, let off steam or something..."

Me: “Shit we are surrounded”

Gyro Guy: “We need somebody who can slip outside undetected and then throw a boomerang multiple times before hitting something and be really lucky that nobody tries to catch, kill, shoot, trap, murder him…”

Me: “Gryo Guy, shut the fuck up, your teeth are gross… I am trying to think, I can’t think with those grossies in my grille… We need somebody who can slip outside undetected and then throw a boomerang multiple times before hitting something and be really lucky that nobody tries to catch, kill, shoot, trap, murder him…”

Me: “But who is our man”

Feral Boy: “grawlop”

Me: “Can you throw in a backflip for good measure?”

THIS IS MY BACKFLIP FACE!

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Me: Damn and some fingertips!?!

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY

THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

FINGERTIPS (see what I did there?)

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MUSIC AWESOMENESS: WHITNEY!

Whitney Houston died today.  I’m not really shaken up or anything.  I mean she was 48 and in crack head years that is like 174.  Can’t really say I am surprised.  I think I’d be more surprised if somebody told me Whitney Houston had gone to the moon or fought Apollo Creed.  But I will say one thing.  Try to watch the Bodyguard and not tear up a bit.  Also, you’re a fucking liar if you tell me you don’t jam to our awesome song of the day whenever you hear it come on the radio in your car.  I’ll admit it.  When this hits the speakers I put that to full volume and let my hair down.  Pubic Hair. I usually wear those up, looks better for fancy dinners.

AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY

WHITNEY HOUSTON – I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY

RIP Ms. Houston. You were a classic.

AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #100!!!!!!!

This is a big fucking day!  I have successfully kept this jump kick fiesta going to 100 songs.  A few posts didn’t have songs, I think I was smoking crack or something during those days.  But it doesn’t matter.  This day is like finding the end of a rainbow… getting a pot of gold and then realizing that this bad boy doesn’t stop … ever! Pots of Gold all year long! I wanted to celebrate by celebrating one of the greatest songs ever made by humans.  God Damn Gavin Rosedale won’t let me embed his songs onto my blog.  Jerk.  Glycerin or Machine-head were really high on my list… But that is okay… who else can I turn to? Girls just wanna have fun…but no…same shit.  I had a lot of prereqs.  Awesome shiny pants dancing.  Mustaches, mullets and vests and some guy sailing away to China.  I sat for hours just stuck.  Then a light from heaven shown on my computer.  It paged itself to youtube and found….Matthew Wilde.

Here you go.  Matthew Wilde.

The Awesome Song of The Day #100.

Matthew Wilde

Break My Stride LIVE!

Dear god this song is sooo bad ass. Sorry Beatles take notes from my boy Matt.

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