Sometimes I just search google and yahoo images for sweet pictures that get my creative juices flowin. I find that the internet pretty much has two main uses.
1. The obvious. Porn. Boobs and vaginas with dicks around them.
2. Adorable kitties and puppies.
Which is fine with me. I love having titty jobs as my computer background and I rub out so much to I can Haz cheezburger. Life is good for ole me.
But I lost my arousement today when I saw this “adorable” photo.
Somebody needs to punch that cat away from that candle. Your fur is so soft and dry that it will just explode into a tiny mushroom cloud of cute fireball and your owner’s house will smell terrible! Needless to say nobody likes hairless cats.
Of course you do Balkey from Perfect Strangers. Jeez say it once say it a million times. Foreigners!
See. Ewww. Fucking monster. Probably rape you if it could.
Now what about real cats?
I've got an idea. Take Phantom of the Opera. Make it suck. Cats. Done. Probably also equally likely to rape you.
You know what I love? Dogs and little kids that get the beauty of Rocky III.
No mesh half shirts? Half assed re-creation. Oh wait, that dog is eating that kid? Perfect 10.
Ahhh Old Clemons. I boxed him to death. What a good friend he was. Good sport about the whole me punching him to death thing.
You ever start something and have no idea how the end happened? Where did the bear portrait come from you say? The internet.
Awesome Song of The Day #161
The Psychedelic Furs
Love My Way
Holy Shit. Whoever the 11 people are on youtube are that don’t like this video better watch out for when I ram my car into your house…. Just Sayin.