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DID YOU KNOW AWESOMENESS: DINOSAURS!

Posted in Awesome, awesome song of the day, awesomness, blog, comedy, Did you know?, Dinosaurs, Humor, Music on February 8, 2011 by tsanda

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT AND JURASSIC PARK IS IN FACT NOT A DOCUMENTARY! HOLY FUCK ME! MY PH. D THESIS IS FUCKED! IT IS DUE TOMORROW! AHHHHH!

WHAT TO DO?

I GOT IT.  VOLCANO DIARAMA! MY PH. D IS IN ROMAN HISTORY SO THE DINOSAURS FACTS SHEET WASN’T GOING TO WORK ANYWAYS. I THINK THE ROMAN EMPIRE ENDED DUE TO A VOLCANO.  NOBODY READS THOSE THESISES? THESI? ANYWAYS!

GIVE ME MY MEDAL OF EDUCATION.  A PH.D ISN’T A MEDAL! NOOOO! I WASTED SO MANY MINUTES ON THAT BULLCRAP!

Whatever.  At least I always have my underwear modeling career.

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Part II

I decided on part II today.  Not part eleven.

I really like music.  I like music like I like Pop Tart, I like all of the kinds.

Here is somebody who I love, BUCK 65.  He is a Canadian: indie, folk, hip hop musician.  He just makes unique, creative and well crafted music.  I can’t get enough.

AWESOME ARTIST OF THE DAY

BUCK 65

57 seconds through 1:40 is nuts. That sample fest makes by nuts tingle (or was that the fresca dip?)

that is a pretty good taste I think.

Enjoy.

 

 

BIRD AWESOMENESS: LOONS!

Posted in Animals, awesome song of the day, awesomness, blog, Dinosaurs, Dork, Humor, Stupid with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 16, 2010 by tsanda

I like loons.  They are neat ducks.  Wikipedia states however they are not in fact ducks, a completely different species of birds.  Hey wikipedia, how about this fact of nature? They all used to be velociraptors….  Where is your fancy facts now? Yea thought so, all birds are the same because they used to be things that killed Samuel L. Jackson while he tried to turn the power back on.  Science lesson done.

Loons make cool noises.  Watch this clip while you sleep.  Subliminally.

They are very soothing, like hot rock massages.  Forget sounds of the jungle, think sounds of the loon.  But why I love loons more is because these calm and seemingly normal creatures get associated with crazy people like say Gary Busey.  People call ole Busey “looney” and it gives those sweet ducks a bad name.

The creator of words saw this.

Loons

Don't be afraid to nap for a few minutes after looking at these guys and listening to their calls... they are natures 12 beers in 30 minutes.

Then they thought those wondrous creations of vishnu describe this guy really well.

Crazy Guy

I see the resemblance, the pearl necklaces.

Ahh to be an old timey cave man, and get to name things.  That wondrous life has been extinct to modern homosapians for a long time.  All you had to do was just put letters together and nobody questioned you.  Xylophone? Really? Who can you call with it and what the shit is a xylo.  I would have been way better … instead of cow – sazlar.  Chicken – sazlar. Space —? Yep fried chicken. Doesn’t matter there is not point of reference.  Win win win cavemen rule!

For our song of the day I dedicate it to the memory of REAL fried chicken, and big fake boobs!

enjoy

Awesome Song of the Day #104

Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton

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DINOSAUR AWESOMENESS: PTERODACTYLS!

Posted in Awesome, Dinosaurs, Exclamation Points, Monsters, Music, Nature on July 28, 2009 by tsanda

So today’s post was one of many mental battles, on the one had I had pterodactyls, which has to be the hardest and stupidestlying spelled word in the America language.  On the other hand I had these sexy ladies.

 

Golden Girls V. Pterodactyls....not a fair match up...fucking awesome bloodbath

Golden Girls V. Pterodactyls....not a fair match up...fucking awesome bloodbath

So I had a face off (I want to take your face…off) between the golden g’s and flying monsters.  Yep of course flying monsters won and apparently had a lovely dinner, a little gamey, and not a lot of meat on their bones but aged just right.

 

Yep, 3d! Take that brain!

Yep, 3d! Take that brain!

 

 

Flying dinosaurs don’t get much more badass.  Dinosaurs are pretty neato as is, one might even say rad, but add wings and breathing fire… I think, to the equation (sorry I did once say no math would be involved in this blog I apologize) and you have the me of dinosaurs.  They could just fly around and pick up other dinosaurs and then drop them wherever, quick sand, lava pools, tar pits, jersey.  Do you think Dinosaurs from Jersey/NYC had think annoying accents? Probably, and I am sure they loved Chicken Parm too.

Other Dinosaurs had two legs, maybe 4 if they were lucky, and tiny little arms.  These had wings with tiny adorable hands on them.  What were those hands for anyways? I bet when they were flying around the stratosphere they would give each other wicked high fives.  Lord knows I would.

A german guy of some unknown name and face once dreamed the same dream I have once dreamed while dreaming.  A pterodactyl fight! 

It’s like The Outsiders vs. The Warriors = we all win baby.

 

Why are my pants all of a sudden so much tighter?

Why are my pants all of a sudden so much tighter?

Though, honestly I could have drawn that, and I would have added at least 14 more explosion than 0.  

Quiz –

Questions – Pterodactyls could swim?

Answer – No fucking clue.

Done

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #42

The Orphanage – Hold Mine

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