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DID YOU KNOW AWESOMENESS: DINOSAURS!

Posted in Awesome, awesome song of the day, awesomness, blog, comedy, Did you know?, Dinosaurs, Humor, Music on February 8, 2011 by tsanda

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT AND JURASSIC PARK IS IN FACT NOT A DOCUMENTARY! HOLY FUCK ME! MY PH. D THESIS IS FUCKED! IT IS DUE TOMORROW! AHHHHH!

WHAT TO DO?

I GOT IT.  VOLCANO DIARAMA! MY PH. D IS IN ROMAN HISTORY SO THE DINOSAURS FACTS SHEET WASN’T GOING TO WORK ANYWAYS. I THINK THE ROMAN EMPIRE ENDED DUE TO A VOLCANO.  NOBODY READS THOSE THESISES? THESI? ANYWAYS!

GIVE ME MY MEDAL OF EDUCATION.  A PH.D ISN’T A MEDAL! NOOOO! I WASTED SO MANY MINUTES ON THAT BULLCRAP!

Whatever.  At least I always have my underwear modeling career.

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Part II

I decided on part II today.  Not part eleven.

I really like music.  I like music like I like Pop Tart, I like all of the kinds.

Here is somebody who I love, BUCK 65.  He is a Canadian: indie, folk, hip hop musician.  He just makes unique, creative and well crafted music.  I can’t get enough.

AWESOME ARTIST OF THE DAY

BUCK 65

57 seconds through 1:40 is nuts. That sample fest makes by nuts tingle (or was that the fresca dip?)

that is a pretty good taste I think.

Enjoy.

 

 

DID YOU KNOW? GINGER BREAD MEN!

Posted in Awesome, awesomness, blog, comedy, Did you know?, Dork, Food on January 6, 2011 by tsanda

Did you know that Ginger Bread men are not men or in fact even made of bread?  They are in fact just cookies.  Crazy.  But they are the richest of cookies.  I don’t mean they have a lot of sugar.  Rather they have actual fucking houses.  Which is amazing.  Most cookies only have three places they stay.  My mouth, my stomach, then the toilet.  Don’t feel bad for them though.  I have a gold plated toilet!

AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #144

TAME IMPALA

ALTER EGO

 

DID YOU KNOW AWESOMENESS: SANTA CLAUS!

Posted in Actors, Awesome, Children, Did you know?, Exclamation Points, Holidays, Humor with tags , , , , , on December 10, 2009 by tsanda

DID YOU KNOW SANTA IS NOT REAL?!?!?!?!?!?

santa

You tell anybody I'm not real and I'm gonna fucking kill you!

I WENT TO THE FOOTHILLS FASHION MALL AND SAT ON SANTAS LAP TONIGHT.  I WANTED A SUPER SOAKER OOZENATOR! A PONY AND A MY LITTLE PONY!  I GET UP THERE AND SANTA DIDN’T KNOW IF I WAS NAUGHTY OR NICE!  AND HIS F’ING BEARD FELL OFF!! WHAHHHHH! I CRIED FOR HOURS AND PUNCHED 4 MIDGET ELFS HELPING SANTA!  THEY TURNED OUT TO BE KIDS!   SANTA ISN’T REAL! F-U HOLLYWOOD AND MOM YOU TOLD ME HE WAS REAL!.

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THE EASTER BUNNY ISNT…..REAL…..NO!!!!!!

Done

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #79

DEAD MAN’S BONES

Little back story – Ryan Gosling the actor, who kicks ass by the way, is in a band with a childhood buddy, and they used a children’s choir for backup vocals.  It is awesome.  Also see this movies! Half Nelson.

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