ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CAMPAIGN POSTERS!

It amazes me when people don’t have nice things to say about Arnold Schwarzenegger.  They say “that a-hole ruined California”.  Not true dick heads. He taught us a awesome way to say California that sounds like Cauliflower. Side note.  Cauliflower does not go over well for Valentines Day.  That girls loving flowers thing is a bunch of bullshit. Also California never broke off into the ocean.  So i’d call his term a 100% success.

I mean his old campaign posters alone should win over your hearts and minds.

ALLLGGHHHHHH! VOTE OR DIE!

MTV and Sean P. Diddy Combs may have made Vote or Die “hip”.  But Arnold made it mandatory and literal.

So his campaign manager wanted us to see a softer side of Arnold.  The mother vote is key in Califlower.

Aaaalllllgggghhhh! BABIES!

The single mothers vote is big.  But don’t forget to Rock the Vote.  The youth is a big factor in one election ever and Arnold took a no holds approach to garner those votes.

ALLLRGHHHHH KIDS LOVE ICE CREAM! IF IT MELTS ICE CAN EAT IT!

You can’t forget the elderly people.  They still go to the post office;  so they know where polling places are and usually end up voting by accident while trying to pay their Readers Digest fees by check.

ALALALRLARLALRALRALGHGGHHHH I WILL WEAR YOUR CHRISTMAS SWEATERS!

That election was over before it even started. What about the Jackie Chan vote?

ALGHH! LETS MAKE THE TUXEDO 2! ALGH!

Ahhh Arnold Governor stuff, I am a very topical guy.

That is done!

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY

MIIKE SNOW

BLACK TIN BOX

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MUSIC AWESOMENESS: WHITNEY!

Whitney Houston died today.  I’m not really shaken up or anything.  I mean she was 48 and in crack head years that is like 174.  Can’t really say I am surprised.  I think I’d be more surprised if somebody told me Whitney Houston had gone to the moon or fought Apollo Creed.  But I will say one thing.  Try to watch the Bodyguard and not tear up a bit.  Also, you’re a fucking liar if you tell me you don’t jam to our awesome song of the day whenever you hear it come on the radio in your car.  I’ll admit it.  When this hits the speakers I put that to full volume and let my hair down.  Pubic Hair. I usually wear those up, looks better for fancy dinners.

AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY

WHITNEY HOUSTON – I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY

RIP Ms. Houston. You were a classic.