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COCKY SON-OF-A-BITCH CANDY AWESOMENESS: LIFE SAVERS

Posted in Advertisements, Awesome, awesome song of the day, awesomness, blog, Candy, Dork, Humor, Stuff with tags , , , , , , , , on February 22, 2010 by tsanda

Talk about thinking your shit doesn’t stink.  Life savers? Are you fucking shitting me?  You don’t get Snickers – “we will cure your cancer and blindness and depression candy”  Well, back that up, Snickers can cure depression.  Sad?  Just eat one. Done.

Live Savers

False Advertising. Cancer still beats them 10/10 times, our old friend Bill Nye agrees.

Not familiar with Life Savers?  Well, you have never met a 65+ year old then.  They love these things.  Finally figured out why… the promise of saving your life, the possibility of immortality.  Brad Pitt would say immortality take it is yours.  Old people agree hence all the life savers.  What a crock of shit these things are, old people die all the time! … But I like how old people think little kids are fooled by giving them life saver mints as candy.

I mean they are okay, Life Makers a Little Betters for 5 Minutes, much better name.  Rolls off the tongue, like french.  Or Life My Breath Won’t Stink for 38 Secondsers… again a logical and true improvement.

Life savers? That means you are equating yourself with what people wear when they are drowning?

Not to mention life savers hate fat girls.  Don’t judge me look for your self.

Life Savers

The Boys Love Slim Sally. She is saving her life by staying fit with life savers.... Holy Cow olden times.

The only life saver I need is Italian and a Stallion.  When I am drowning in a tunnel I won’t be turning to life savers to help me get boys, Nope. They can’t find the daylight… Great pun, just great.

daylight stallone

Also considered a candy by some.

If you watched that clip from earlier (brad pitt link) it is time for me to turn my sword.

SWORD TURN!

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #105

Deer Tick

Not So Dense

Please at least listen from 2:50 – 3:35. A+ scream!

MUSIC AWESOMENESS: YEASAYER!

Posted in Advertisements, Awesome, Music on April 8, 2009 by tsanda

A favorite part of our posts has been the Awesome Song of the Day.  Which has had a great response from our readers and we have requests for more good music and bands to be featured.  So we decided that occasionally we will take a break from our normal posts about doo doo and explosions and dedicate a post to a band that is tickling our ears with their songs and making our feet tap with their sounds.  

Today’s band is going to be Yeasayer.  They are a indie rock “experimental” band from Brooklyn, NY. 

 

Yeasayer giving me nightmares

Yeasayer giving me nightmares

 

 

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Their first full length album is called All Hour Cymbals.  They have toured with Beck and MGMT.  Have also held their own headlining tour which was pretty amazing.  Like a hand job for your ears.

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ENJOY.

http://www.myspace.com/yeasayer

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Since we are not doing an Awesome Song of the Day we thought we would give you a special new feature.  

Awesome Commerical of the Day #1

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