2012: Not Just For John Cusack Anymore!
So the world ends in a couple of days. We have that going for us. So all that credit card debt and pregnant girls are no big deal. End of the world bucket list is a must. Mine: 1. Clean the place. Can’t have the Apocalypse Cyclops, or Cyclocalypse, or Gerry, as his cyclops friends call him, see and smash my world and have it look a mess. That silly guy hates dirt. He is like a much meaner murdery Mr. Clean.
That is a really creepy picture. Why does it have normal hands and monster feet. Ohh it’s a monster? It is actually weirder that it has normal hands in the first place. No, I have no idea what a personal sensual apocalypse is…. But it sounds painful. Emotionally and for your butt. You know what would be a dangerous food for a cyclops to eat? Bugles. You can’t eat bugles (cause they are disgusting) without putting them on your fingers like little finger hats. But if a cyclops with their terrible depth perception tried to eat a bugle off their finger they would stab themselves right in the cyclops. Whoa, I know how to win the end of days…
We need bugles!
End of days bucket list 2: Watch End of Days. Seeing Arnie beat up the Devil never fails to make me cry. Poetic Justice.
End of days bucket list 3: Make sure John Cusack is standing by with a limo and an endless supply of airplanes to take off just in front of explosions. It is nice actually because after The Raven John Cusack was actually pretty affordable and is on call for me.
That’s my list. It is a good one. Time to pop that ole VHS in the player and knock of #2.
Awesome song for the end of the World
It’s a War