PRIME MINISTER AWESOMENESS: VLADIMIR PUTIN!
My grandfather once said that Russians were no better than animals which was confusing to me because animals are awesome. Duckbilled Platypus or Flying Squirrels? No more words needed about that. The extent of my knowledge of Russians is what I have learned from James Bond and they are usually trying to take over the world. I disagree, if they are anything like their Prime Minister, old Vlad Putin, they are just trying to enjoy the finer things in life.
When I have a rough day at work what is the first thing I want to do when I get home? Bubble Bath? That is second. Double Dutch competition with the Jensen sisters down the street? That is saturday morning stuff. Shirtless Horseback riding? Ding Ding Ding.
That is awesome. Obama ever done anything this cool? Not likely. Somebody would probably complain about skin cancer or animal abuse. Putin knows the secret to a good leader is a fantastic tan.
After he rides the horse to the edge of death what does he do? He lets his steed drink water while he takes a gentle dip to recharge his engines and cool his weary bones.
All this shirtless horseback and olympic quality swimming has got him hungry. He chops down a tree and makes a fishing pole.
After he eats his whale. He needs to let off a little aggression. Some silly American was caught spying on him. Instead of chopping off his head or drowning him in a kiddy pool during his sons sweet 16. Judo throw!
Whoa that is a long day. I need to win the World Cup for mother russia. But we can only play in suits. Because not only are we obviously superior to all other countries in all ways, but we need to look dashing at the same time.
Somebody should teach these Russians that if they bunch like that they are going to get killed on the counter attack. ohhh the KGB will just shoot the other team? That works too.
AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY
BUCK 65 – PAPER AIRPLANE
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