SECOND HAND STORY ABOUT A FACEBOOK CONVERSATION I HAD WITH SOMEBODY YOU DON’T KNOW!
Nothing gets readers more amped than some fudging stories about facebook. I mean if there was a Pulitzer Prize for writing I would totally win it. Is Pulitzer the one with the old guy who comes to your house with a giant check and cameras? That’s publishers clearing house? Ohh that’s what I want to win for writing.
Not sure that’s how it works.
Shit is that why I have never won?
No, it’s your writing.
Ohhh, jeez mom. Going for the juggler.
Any way. A facebook friend of mine posted a question that was posed to them. If you could choose an animal that busts through your bathroom window at 3 am which would you choose? My math questions school sucked, this facility sounds incredible. This is real world stuff I would love to know. I started to realize how bent over naked I am for a 3 am marmot attack.
My answer was the best animal of all, Predator. If I gotta go. It better involve a giant laser beam to the chestle.
Which did raise an interesting question. Sexual predator or Just Predator. Well not “just” Predator. Let’s not be fucking disrespectful. I am pretty sure that anything that breaks into your bathroom window at 3 am has no wholesome intentions.
I have been laughing to myself for about 2 hours now with the mental picture of Predator breaking through my bathroom window for some midnight raping.
I guess I won’t be laughing at about 3 am. But I think it’s one of those things that with time will turn into a funny story. Hey remember how that guy died from nightly Predator rapes. Ahhh haha yea. What was his name? I don’t know, let’s get a taco.
Undercover cop: Yes Mr. Thighs. I want to turn invisible with you. Be there at 8. My parents will be at dinner theatre.
Predator: It’s not what it looks like. He is my little brother…. ahh fuck it.
Hear that sound. That’s the sound of my Pulitzer being minted. That’s just two cats fighting? I should really learn sounds better.
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