NAMES AWESOMENESS: NAMES NICHOLAS CAGE HAS USED IN MOVIES!
You may want to put on an adult diaper before you start reading this list. About 100% guaranteed to make you either piss, shit or cream your pants. Either way you will need some fresh leggings.
Benjamin Franklin Gates
Captain Antonio Corelli
Dr. Stanley Goodspeed
Little Junior Brown
Fucking Seriously? There are people out there who don’t fucking like Nick Cage? Those names are National Treasures. Pun totally intended, (bull whip noise) I have no idea how Caster Troy isn’t the number one baby name, boys and girls, every year running. I nicknamed my dangus Dr. Stanley Goodspeed. I like to tell girls that it’s more of a chemical superfreak.
Dear Mom, Dear Dad. Why is my name not Memphis Raines! Or Karl Malone! I would take either! Maybe somebody in my city counsel will read this and just do me a solid and change my name to Memphis Karl Malone Raines II JR Dr. Goodspeed Bees.
There really isn’t even anymore that is needed. Just look at that list. If Delroy Lindo was here talking about his best darn friend in the world, he would just simply say,”A brothers love, is a brothers love.” That’s exactly how I feel about Nick Cage names.
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