Jumping Jack Flash! That movie sucks. I was going to use that phrase to signify another hiatus I took but by bowels wretched at the sound of those words being clicked into my keyboard. What noise does that make? It sounds like Whoopi Goldberg acting. Whoa. Good one. Haven’t lost it one bit. Send me monies.
I was eating Arby’s the other day thinking about how it would suck to be in the military because you don’t get Arby’s sauce. I am not even sure I like roast beef but I know I like snorting Arby’s sauce off of hookers tits. I am pretty sure that people in Siberia don’t get Arby’s sauce either. That is probably why they get eaten by so many Polar Bears.
That totally scientifically happens.
Arby’s sauce is a mix of crystal meth, crack, heroin, melted gummy bears, unicorn horns and almond butter. It is mixed at the robust temperature of 123 degrees Kelvinheit. It is then frozen, thawed, refrozen with liquid nitrogen and broken apart, like in the terminator, then heated until it melts and comes back together to form a super future machine sent from the future back in time to qwench my thirst for brownish condiments that cover grayish meats on a bun.
I like how Arby’s invented their own sauce. I tried to package and sell my own special sauce and I got an F on the health report and was arrested. Bunch of bullshit, it was made with love!
People always say…It’s just ketchup and bbq sauce mixed together. Really asshole fuckface? If it was that simple everybody would have Arby’s sauce pouring everywhere. I would never go a meal wishing I could dunk some shit in Arby’s Sauce. The holidays are the worst time of the year. My parents don’t believe in dipping holiday meals in AS. WHAT THE FUCK! Times of happiness and joy my ass. I will sneak some Arby’s sauce in a flask like I do everywhere else.
It’s 11! time to go get Arby’s sauce. Which is easy as I am sleeping in my car outside of Arbys.
AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY # WHATEVER.
HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?