WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED AWESOMENESS: CALVIN AND HOBBS!
Believe it or not, my parents have a dog named Hobbes. I like when people say “believe it or not” to things that are very normal and believable. Believe it or not should be saved for when a meteor is heading for Earth right? Nope. Believe it or not, I had lunch today. I want to meet the people who absolutely won’t believe that I saw a movie today.
No sir I don’t believe you, there is no way you could have rode the bus today.
Believe it or not I have a thing for women with three breasts. Or maybe just Arnold movies about space espionage.
Back to Calvin and Hobbes. That is a pretty awesome comic strip. Comic Strips usually range for mediocre to awful. Bizarro to Kathy. I have lost so many readers right now who have no idea what the fuck comic strips are. But I did gain a couple of awesome fans who were searching for Kathy today on google. I think that would be awesome to make Kathy trend on Yahoo. I think that if that happened I would have started the End of Days (yup more arnold refs). Believe it or not I really did just start End of Days on my television.
So to my dismay, and these are not new, I just kinda thought about it recently. Somehow, and I do hope Mr. Calvin and Hobbes sold the rights to his comics to show either his huge love for Jesus or his over flowing hatred of the Green Bay Packers. I know I could look these answers up on the internet but that would take time and I am to busy discovering Kathy porn.
Mr. C & H ” Fuck, I hate Ford “, Calvin go pee on it.
Yea thats how it went.
Then he felt bad and was like. “Jesus. Forgive me. I don’t hate Ford that much. It’s now Dodge and the Raiders.”
Jesus answered, ” Fine, but I want a specialized bumper sticker for my Ferrari” If Jesus drives a car it is a 88′ Ferrari Testerossa, still the single coolest car ever…
Where is Hobbes in all of this insanity? Ahhh yea at my parents house. Duh.
At least I know what the Calvin and Hobbes creator got all of his friends for Christmas.
You know who wouldn’t shit and piss on the Chevy Logo?
Chairman of the Board
Awesome song of the Day #164
Give Me Just A Little More Time