COMMENTS AWESOMENESS: SPAM!

I am the kinda guy who doesn’t really care where comments come from.  You comment on my stuff and you’re my hero.  Did you ever know? Comments equal digital hand jobs.  Maybe that is because when I read the comments I am usually touching myself, in front of a mirror, naked. Well, not entirely naked, I usually have a belt around my neck, that counts as clothing I am pretty sure.  You know you get caught at your local elementary school hanging in their bathroom from a belt and all of a sudden you have to introduce yourself to all of your neighbors.  Which was nice, I was meaning to introduce myself to them anyways.  I get a few comments.  Random stragglers, OMA … that is about it.  The bulk of my comments come from what WordPress calls ‘spam’.  Really WP, Sex-dating.com’s comment of “i love your sites big information, thanks for read” can’t be a real comment?

What about Xsixioucioriu’s comment of “xjlkajoieurlkajkjfioulalirkljeaijlakd”  I don’t speak bellarussian.  That could totally say.  “You should have my babies.”    On a side note.  Xsixioucioriu, i would love to have your babies, but I am not Arnold so it might not work.  We will figure out a way to be together forever, Xsixioucioriu.  I love you.

Free internet pills found the information on my site very educational and looked forward to more fun facts.  I mean if you read this site that is a completely realistic response to what I write about.  Education and fun facts! I am Mr. Fun Facts!.  That’s actually my pet name for my penis.  Hey, Mr. Fun Facts stop helicoptering all the time!

So I say.  WP, let me be the judge of what is and what is not a spam message.  I say, commenter, Mom.  Who says.  “You have problems and are not allowed back for Christmas dinner you jerk.” Is 100% spam from some stupid spam machine trying to sell ham’s.

But, Organic Digeridoo’s, who claim to be my favorite fan ever can post whenever they like.

yeah!

Yay!

Whoohoo!

Who wants to listen to some tunes!

I know Xsixioucioriu does!

AWESOME MUSIC OF THE DAY #160

NEON INDIAN

POLISH GIRL

and dance!