SCIENCE FICTION AWESOMENESS: TRACTOR BEAMS!
Science tells us of magic force fields that bring stuff towards other stuff. I’ve seen examples such as space craft, other space craft, larger space craft and medium sized space craft.
Where did you learn that?
Physics isn’t an answer. It is just a nonsensical response.
Physics doesn’t think so.
Jeez, Balkey from Perfect Strangers really doesn’t get MENSA level stuff does he. Probably because he is foreign….
Okay, so tractor beams are an awesome part of space. There is no gravity and people are always trying to fly away from you. Just because they don’t want to see what you have under that trench coat doesn’t mean they always have to light speed away from Dinner Parties like that. I have feelings too god damnit. Do you know how much time it takes to deep fry a predator? Let alone kill one??? I have to hire so many bums to go kill just 1 predator.
If you could have personal tractor beams that would be so awesome. I would tractor beam so many cupcakes into my mouth. I would tractor beam bees at other people. I bet they have a reverse switch. Bees or nails, or bees and nails. Nails would put holes in you that bees would fly into and sting and then lay eggs in and then the eggs would hatch and bee babies would stings your insides! Final Destination eat your fucking heart out. I would tractor beam my bed to me, then tractor beam a girl towards my junk… Wait a minute…. I think tractor beaming girls against their will towards your space privates is like space rape. I take that one back. Forgot I ever said that one. It never happened….
But I will totally beam some fucking cheezits up in this bitch. This bitch being my apartment, and up being in a straight line, because up is the ceiling and I am not a spider man. I got bit by a spider once and all I got was this hole in my face. I won’t go to the doctor yet, not until Obamacare is real. Who would pay for health care when I can maybe will get it for free in like 4 years. I’ve pretty much got life figured out.
Time to tractor beam you some music.
(vrooooommooomomomomvroomomoomomooooooo) = tractor beam noises.
AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #158
PETE AND THE PIRATES – CAN’T FISH