LAUNDRY AWESOMENESS: SLEEPING ON A BLANKET!
So, I am lazy as fuck. Which is a messed up saying because lazy people are not out fucking anything. Either they are too lazy to go get fucked, or they are a lazy fuck in which case word gets around and nobody is lining up to fuck them….Not that I know anything about either of those situations… just… guessing….
I did my laundry it is totally clean. Sitting in a laundry basket, it’s white basket full of my clean draws, (no I am not a racist, that is apparently the only color they come in…. and yes it just happens to be my favorite color, and totally full of power…)((I was always wondering when would be a good time for some white power jokes… apparently never…))
I miss my mom. All of this shit would be in my closet or nicely folded. All of these wrinkles would be dead. These treads would smell like a fucking mountain meadow and not like the piss my dog just sprinkled on it because he’s an ass. Instead I have been sleeping on a blanket, under another blanket. Guess what laundry, go fuck yourself. This blanket is soft as hell! It is like sleeping on fucking cloud! I spend all night rubbing my balls on this blanket and I wake up totally refreshed. Throw my arms up and say… “lets go day!” Then Bill Nye tells me to stop being so loud he is trying to sleep.
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