CONSTRUCTION / LUMBAR JACK / NASTY WAYS TO KILL AWESOMENESS: TWO PERSON SAWS


Those two person saws are bad ass.  Things that take two people are usually way cooler than one person things.  Except for tandem bicycles.  Those people deserve punches to the dick, or dicks, depending if both seats are utilized.  If I ever freak out and sniper people from a clock tower, people on tandem bicycles are the first to go.  Followed by people who wear fidoras and are not 85 or a monkey.

Lumberjack compitition

I bet they got so into sawing that they sawed their sleeves off.

Redwoods stood for millions of years.  The bad asses of the tree world.  I’d say the Lodge-pole pine is… but apparently science says I am an idiot.  You ever smelled the fresh smell of lodge pole pine in the morning? It is like heaven came down from heaven and cut down the forest and made my deck for me.  It is heavenly.

So those redwoods, so stuck up.  One person couldn’t cut them down, they sat there laughing.  Pointing, spitting on humanity.  Until the two person saw was invented.  Now we can drive through a redwood. Eat them, burn them, domesticate them.  All thanks to saws.

When can I get a two person shotgun.  I know at least 6 people I could get to help me shoot it at bears and redwoods.  I’d pick so many fights with bears…..then… BLAM.

Bear would be like, haha you can’t even lift that shot gun, it needs two people.

Where did that other person come from? Under a log.

BAM! Bear for brunch.

And cantalope.

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #unknown ( I don’t want to go look which one)

Tapes N’ Tapes

SWM

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2 Responses to “CONSTRUCTION / LUMBAR JACK / NASTY WAYS TO KILL AWESOMENESS: TWO PERSON SAWS”

  1. I’ll come over, we’ll get one of those rail car things where two people stand and push that see-saw thing up and down to make it go. We’ll load the shot gun on there and go straighten those bears out, two at a time.

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