DID YOU KNOW AWESOMENESS: DINOSAURS!
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT AND JURASSIC PARK IS IN FACT NOT A DOCUMENTARY! HOLY FUCK ME! MY PH. D THESIS IS FUCKED! IT IS DUE TOMORROW! AHHHHH!
WHAT TO DO?
I GOT IT. VOLCANO DIARAMA! MY PH. D IS IN ROMAN HISTORY SO THE DINOSAURS FACTS SHEET WASN’T GOING TO WORK ANYWAYS. I THINK THE ROMAN EMPIRE ENDED DUE TO A VOLCANO. NOBODY READS THOSE THESISES? THESI? ANYWAYS!
GIVE ME MY MEDAL OF EDUCATION. A PH.D ISN’T A MEDAL! NOOOO! I WASTED SO MANY MINUTES ON THAT BULLCRAP!
Whatever. At least I always have my underwear modeling career.
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Part II
I decided on part II today. Not part eleven.
I really like music. I like music like I like Pop Tart, I like all of the kinds.
Here is somebody who I love, BUCK 65. He is a Canadian: indie, folk, hip hop musician. He just makes unique, creative and well crafted music. I can’t get enough.
AWESOME ARTIST OF THE DAY
BUCK 65
57 seconds through 1:40 is nuts. That sample fest makes by nuts tingle (or was that the fresca dip?)
that is a pretty good taste I think.
Enjoy.
February 16, 2011 at 6:44 am
I thought Jurassic Park was an autobiography for some weird reason.
“I WASTED SO MANY MINUTES ON THAT BULLCRAP!” hee hee!
February 21, 2011 at 6:49 pm
are you a velociraptor? if so it might have been.