CLOTHING AWESOMENESS: SILK!
Silk rubs your thighs like a magical cloud of sexual arousal. But unfortunately when you get sexual arousal while wearing silk pants it shows. So I gotta tape me junk to my leg. Yes, I do have to use lots of duck tape. No, I never undo it… that would hurt like ripping duck tape off my dick. So the ladies just use their imaginations.
Science facts tell us that silk comes from worms. Silk worms. Go figure. Worms? Worms shit out my sheets?
I like silk more when I thought it came from black holes in space. Why would you laugh at that? something has to happen in black holes. It can’t just be the end of everything. See I thought matter goes in, silk comes out. Another dream crushed. Yes, I dream about space silk. What do you dream about? Tea parties with dead aunts? LAME.
Why is it that the coolest stuff comes from worms? Silk… … … … You can eat them? They can get cut in half and live. They eat dirt. I ate dirt once.
Now that I know all about silk. I think it’s cool that worms butts make really expensive stuff. I’ve been flushing my butt stuff for years. Here i could have been weaving it into clothes this whole time. I can start my own clothing line and get rid of that toilet that wastes so much water. It will be a very green company. I mean brown… but that doesn’t have the same ring to it.
AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY # 150!!!!!
That’s a big number. Half the way to a thousand.