GIANT STUFF AWESOMENESS: GIANT CHESSBOARD!
I like my stuff giant. Monster trucks, giant desert toilets for tourism, mothra, giant checks for my golf tour winnings and finally, for my intelligence and it’s constant yearning for mind stuff, giant chess boards. Why would I want to play around with regular chess pieces when I can pay bums to dress like knights and werewolves? Werewolves? Yeah, I don’t like the traditional pieces. So I substituted the “rook” (smart talk for castle piece) with werewolves. Because history teaches that werewolves couldn’t move diagonally. I try to keep things historically accurate.
Why don’t we have other giant games? Like battleship? Ohhh I guess we do…Naval Warfare. Not as fun. I’m going to go play giant hungry hungry hippos, where you ask? Africa. Duh Silly.
Hmmm, that was fun, although I lost my pet alligator to a dare. The dare? Hippo jumping. Apparently Alligators can’t jump… Billy Nye where were you on that one?
I’m going to werewolf some pawns…. and yes I mean feed homeless people to a werewolf…
Okay I am going to eat them…
AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #146
BURY US ALIVE