NORTHERN COLORADO AWESOMENESS: MINIATURE PANDA COWS!
Colorado just shit on you, son! Colorado is doing big things. Watch your back Missouri. I was born, raised and currently live in the fine State of square shape. Colorado. We have a lot going for us: Mountains, scenic vistas, just recently the internet and the occasional El Chupacabra sighting. I am here which is not to shabby either. Tourists and nuns come the world over to get a glance of my ass. There are 24 moles on my bottom that look just like Jesus, I actually think they look like Nanny Mcphee but I do have to look in a mirror which turns everything around. Colorado is the biggest, most populated, highest elevation and danciest State in the Union. I got those numbers from a unpublished book that I wrote. So, it is true facts because they are from a book, but they aren’t published yet….sooo hang tight.
Just when you thought Colorado couldn’t shit on your state anymore? Yup miniature panda cow!
Wait a tick. Is that just a cow that is black and white? Like 75% of all the cows that I ate for lunch today? Whatever, I am running with it. According to the news outlets those cows sell for $30,000! I only have one question. How does it taste? I can get 30,000 square cows from wendy’s for that price so I want to make sure that this is a good deal. Okay, so for 30,000 you will also throw in a miniature camel giraffe and 4 over sized ardvarks? Okay, these are terms I understand. Deal.
Why do feel the need to make everything miniature?
Answer. These pictures.
What can I say other than Colorado has way cooler cows than you do. If there was a best state contest, Colorado’s talent would be miniature cows and fist punching. Take your pick, you lose either way.
USA USA USA USA!
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