MY NEW PROFESSION AWESOMENESS: SCATMASTER!

Beepa bop boop beeep beep scrat flat mat tat dibble babble bibble mcscribble sumstious ruptious dibbleflam lumptius.  Scrat scrat scart fart rip flip trip fantasia.  Sceeeble frabble fram slam dram clam.

 

LONG BREATH.  PAUSE DRINK SOME WATER

Verse 2.

Beepa bop boop beeep beep scrat flat mat tat dibble babble bibble mcscribble sumstious ruptious dibbleflam lumptius.  Scrat scrat scart fart rip flip trip fantasia.  Sceeeble frabble fram slam dram clam.

Less same as the first.  You got a problem with that?

I retired my old job as a robocop.  To become a scatman. Less giant robots to fight.  Now here if find that omni consumer products has created a giant scating robot.  BULLSHIT.  I cannot catch a break.

I am ED 209 scrabble script flap jack beep boop beep. I will scat battle you to death.

Alright time to become a kindergarten teacher.  I can do that.  There arn’t any badass kindergarten teachers…

AHHH COME ON!

I can't compete with that sweater!

Time to just give up.  Goodbye cruel world.

Don’t worry I am not going to kill myself.  Ghosts are scary.

Out

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AWESOME SONG OF THEY DAY# 140

Never gonna dance again, probably because they just made a giant dancing robot with guns.  Bullshit.

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P.S. SCATMASTER ALSO MEANS I AM A SHITTING PRODIGY.  WHICH IS NICE TOO.

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