KINDA CANDY AWESOMENESS: COTTON CANDY!
Lets not get ahead of ourselves here people. I don’t like cotton candy. It makes me teeth feel like they are burning out of my skull. I only like that feeling from meth. You wonder where I got my spacey / yellow teeth, yep meth, nope cotton candy. I don’t like the taste of that shit, but I do like the idea of cotton candy. I like the fact that somebody so wanted to eat one of their sweaters, (nope no google images of someone eating a sweater) that they decided to create a candy based on cotton. I think denim candy didn’t fly and cashmere as we all know is already delicious.
Another sweet facet of the cotton candy empire. It reminds people of clouds. Clouds are so fluffy and pink that people just want to put them in their mouths. I have in fact never actually seen any clouds so this is just second hand information that a drunk Bill Nye told me. A drunk Bill Nye has been known to tell a few white lies to make me look bad. So I may need to investigate this whole clouds thing.
Where was I? Ahh yea Colorado.
Local News: Tonight’s top story, some ass hole and a drunk Bill Nye ate local boys cotton candy hands. They were heard discussing the color of clouds while eating. But they had to yell at each other to drown out the boys screaming. Eye witnesses said the boy tasted light and airy and supposedly he gave Bill Nye a stomach ache.
I am not a monster but when people have food for hands I always accidently eat them. It is my achilles heel or my pandoras box or my Pearl Harbor. That last one doesn’t make sense but it sounds damn good. Makes people think about Ben Affleck and people like that guy. If they like that guy that means they will like this guy (ME!)
My new blog. Ben Affleck all day everyday.
Blog Post number 1.
BEN AFFLECK, BEN AFFLECK, BEN AFFLECK.
Now I just sit back and watch the hits come in.
I’ve been watching my hits and right now it is at 32, which is aight. They are all from Ben Affleck though. Which is fine. Small victories I say.
AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #138
french pop dance time.