TECHNOLOGY AWESOMENESS: X RAY VISION! (VACATION!)
I am getting ready to go on a vacation. I am traveling the world to see what cubicles are like around the globe. It will be featured on PBS and will be a 12 hour 12 part mini series. I call it, Cubicles: My coworkers don’t know I am not wearing pants right now. But before I jet off on a jet plane and not know when I will be back again … wait / actually it will be next thursday. That song doesn’t quite have the same ring when you do know when you are coming back again.
You know what is cool? X-ray vision / goggles / eyes…etc. I mean you can see people’s bones and what they have been putting up their ass. I swear to god, you google images anything and at least one of them is me with something up my butt.
The funny part about X-ray goggles / vision is it would actually kind of suck to have. You get those childish ideas about looking at boobies and stuff that is hidden by undies. But you never remember that dudes dongs are gonna be flapping in your face without any hanes protection. It would be awful. Also have you seen how fat everybody is these days? Nobody wants to see that. Now if I could go to a super model convention, maybe. The midwest? Fuck no.
It is a cool idea in theory, like gravity. But in all actuality no thanks. I will just mentally undress you with my eyes from behind my sunglasses while sitting in my car. Fuck technology.
Plus! These things just give away what you are doing?!?!?!?!?!
Superman is a pervert and spell check isn’t familiar with the word boner. That’s funny to me. I think boner is now proper English. Soon some kid will have to spell it at a Spelling Bee because its proper English.
Can you use that in a sentence?
Please get your boner out of my face.
Can you use that in another sentence?
Please get your boner out of my mash potatoes.
…FYI I can keep this up all night….
Awesome Song Of The Day #125
XV – Mirror’s Edge
See y’all later. Maybe when I get back I will start writing about politics…..