VERB AWESOMENESS: JUMPING!
Life can be boring. Cubicles, bologna, paint, astroids that aren’t exploded by Bruce Willis. Those things all suck. Most things in life just need a little piz followed by some azz. Speak them together it will blow your mind.
Take basketball. Not jumping. Just 1 point – and boring as turds drying in the sun.
Im not sure that prayer will be answered. Not sure the lord is into blowing brains out. I bet he has a wicked badass gold plated gun in a case with chicklets. Ahhh Castor Troy stole gods gun…and his gum. I bet gods breath stinks.
Now add some jumping to this orange ball sport.
Now that last picture really gets the juices flowing. Like a juice river or gentle backyard waterfall or v8.
More examples? Are you sure you can handle it?
Ok. Mom take your heart pills before these next ones.
Add a dash of pizzazzz? Sure. But Just a pinch.
I am sooo excited that the mom from Home Improvement is getting a new show on NBC. I will be watching it naked with the sound off. Which is how I watch CSPAN and the nieghbor get ready in the morning….
Animals? Can they get any cooler? YES SILLY! JUMP!
So I just decided to jump blog. Didn’t really work out. Fell over and rolled my ankle. It is all back and blue now. I will leave the jumping to the animals.
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