CLOTHING AWESOMENESS: SUSPENDERS!
Many a fat person will tell you that suspenders are to hold up your pants in the face of a massive gut. Belts just can’t handle this pressure. My belt does the job just fine but when you got an extra 250 lbs swinging around that mid section it gets a little harder to control. I have to beg to differ on this one. I am pretty damn sure that suspenders are meant to help you win truck stop arm wrestling matches.
I think the main point is that you have to know how to wear your suspenders. Hipster look?
Thrown in a side kick dog and a cape? Maybe some giant green muscles? Sounds good to me.
Fashion is just easy for me, I know I just get it. When wearing your blue boots you need red suspenders and to shave your big green bald head. I should win America’s Next Top Model.
Awesome Song of the Day #115
Crystal Castles –
Baptism – LIVE
If you can rock to that, you and I can have Thanksgiving dinner together any time… Even when it’s not Thanksgiving.