The eseses is for many. Extra plural. I am a pretty big fan of bugs. Lots of cool ones. They can lay eggs in your back. They can fly, they can be ladies and they can eat your face off after make babies. WHOOOAAOOO! The death after baby making makes me cringe a bit but the face eating part is neat. I wish more animals ate faces it is such an under utilized death method. Poison this, claws that, eat when already dead. So many animals are lame. Yeah I am talking at you Vultures.
Don’t believe me that praying mantisie, singular silly, eat faces after the thing they do in private? Called sexual cannibalism, just learned that on wiki. Luckily for me there is nothing called Masturbation Cannibalism, bad news on many fronts. Well just the dead me part and least I went out how I came into this world….. I’m gonna give you a second cause that paragraph is incredible, filled with jokes and stuff …I loved it.
Hmmmm changing subjects now.
Praying Mantis in fact don’t pray, they are in fact atheists. They watched the Bill Maher movie and swore off god for good.
More facts: Praying Mantis”””ssss are actually terrible boxers. I am 7,988,988 – 1 in my bouts with 1 NC, jerk threw sand in my eyes. Then I went to my knees and rubbed my eyes and yelled for dramatic effect. Like…..
For a post about Bugs I sure don’t have a lot of pictures of them. It is because they are disgusting and eat weird shit. What ever happened to bugs liking rotten fruit or dead animals? What the crap is this?
AHHH SHIT! THERE WAS A LAST MINUTE MANTIS REPLACEMENT DAMNIT!
Dear lord that word is hard to pluralize.
Im done with this!
Time to fight some bugs.
Awesome Song of the Day # 112
only 45 view getting you in on the ground floor. Your fucking welcome.