I like loons.  They are neat ducks.  Wikipedia states however they are not in fact ducks, a completely different species of birds.  Hey wikipedia, how about this fact of nature? They all used to be velociraptors….  Where is your fancy facts now? Yea thought so, all birds are the same because they used to be things that killed Samuel L. Jackson while he tried to turn the power back on.  Science lesson done.

Loons make cool noises.  Watch this clip while you sleep.  Subliminally.

They are very soothing, like hot rock massages.  Forget sounds of the jungle, think sounds of the loon.  But why I love loons more is because these calm and seemingly normal creatures get associated with crazy people like say Gary Busey.  People call ole Busey “looney” and it gives those sweet ducks a bad name.

The creator of words saw this.


Don't be afraid to nap for a few minutes after looking at these guys and listening to their calls... they are natures 12 beers in 30 minutes.

Then they thought those wondrous creations of vishnu describe this guy really well.

Crazy Guy

I see the resemblance, the pearl necklaces.

Ahh to be an old timey cave man, and get to name things.  That wondrous life has been extinct to modern homosapians for a long time.  All you had to do was just put letters together and nobody questioned you.  Xylophone? Really? Who can you call with it and what the shit is a xylo.  I would have been way better … instead of cow – sazlar.  Chicken – sazlar. Space —? Yep fried chicken. Doesn’t matter there is not point of reference.  Win win win cavemen rule!

For our song of the day I dedicate it to the memory of REAL fried chicken, and big fake boobs!


Awesome Song of the Day #104

Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton



  1. Counter Culture Clown Says:

    The loon. Our state bird.

    They’re funny to look at, they’re like ducks only really, really full of themselves. They’re like “What, I’m a loon, you wanna fight about it?”

  2. I think loons are deaf. All that yelling, did any other loons answer? No. Did they come by and say “hey man, what the fuck?” No.

    Deaf as a post.

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