VERB AWESOMENESS: JUMPING!
Lots of stuffs is just ho-hum. Kicking….ugh, played out. You lift your leg, it hits somebody, they say “ouchey” or “oye!” if they are british or a hasidic jew. High fives, what am I?…. Five? No silly, five year olds these days are way more technologically savvy then I am.
My skills are basically etch – a – sketch. If I were a rubber band gun of technical proficiency little kids would be the Large Hadron Collider.
To make things better it is really easy. You don’t need money or 5 year intelligence. Rather the power of your legs and a little fuck you to gravity.
Take this visual example.
Wanna make that kick just about 1000x times cooler, large hadron collider cool?
Just throw a little jump and possibly a Hi-ya into the mix! Cool factor check check and check.
You know what else is more neater than just regular. Cats. Most people don’t like cats, for whatever reason. They are probably drunk or something. But what if you could go jumping with you cat? Maybe on your bed? Then I think you would lose your job from how much fun it could be. Stupid 5 year olds can they do this?
Jump High Five! Great, Jump Axe Throwing, Jump Jets! I mean damn girl, they are sweet. Ever seen two men celebrate a great training session by just standing in the surf? Yea didn’t think so.
I even jumped bloged this shit, sweaty and pumped up I am. God Dang.
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