EMERGENCY WARNING PREPARATIONS AWESOMENESS: AIR-RAID SIRENS!
I was surfing the net because I have the burning question of the ages. How much does a air raid siren weigh? Well, this amazing citizen of this fine country took it upon himself to answer that multifaceted question. THE WEB IS WONDROUS! http://www.airraidsirens.com/. Still pretty cool that a guy can make a living (that’s a total assumption, this website could have been made by a women, so sexist I can be) by informing people about things on poles that make noise when shit storms are about to brew. I think my fascination with air raid sirens is that that could be used for anything that comes from the sky. Tremors? No silly! those are underground, air raid sirens would only attract them! Bad idea!
Wait ….I am getting way ahead of myself on this one…where are the color photos and the kinda snappy yet elementary dialogue that follows? Wow I am dropping the ball.
World War III will never again catch me with my pants off.
You know the beginning of Armageddon? Where most of the planet is crushed by falling space rocks? You know how that could have been avoided? Take all of the air raid sirens that are used for rap songs and put them where these rocks were falling. People hear it…get to safety tragedy avoided.
Space Missile = Air Raid Siren Goes off = Man Kind Alive Tomorrow... only makes sense
It doesn’t just stop with Space Missiles and man made Missiles. Dragons, check. Solar Flares, check. Martians, check. Catapult rocks, check. I like them because they can be used for so many things. We don’t have enough things that make noise to tell us stuff is happening. Becker repeats? BWAHHHHHHH, If only life could be so simple.
My mouth is still kinda sore from the wisdom teeth removal. Maybe I should have not paid a donkey to kick my face till they fell out…. Cost effective yes…. Brain effective……look at Muhammad Ali.. worked out for him….Too soon?
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January 30, 2010 at 9:12 pm
the monsters in Tremors arent called tremors. they are called Graboids. after that poor chinese merchant that got eaten. god bless kevin bacon.
January 30, 2010 at 10:17 pm
yea i am aware of the graboid…but the layman will know them as tremors…I have to educate jimmm…but I like you looking out for proper pop culture references
January 31, 2010 at 5:27 am
Who knew an air raid siren site would be one of the things I wish I’d thought of?
I drove by an air raid siren near my house when it was time to be tested. At the same time, the radio station I was listening to did their emergency broadcast system test. I had to sell that car, the upholsery was never quite the same.