EMERGENCY WARNING PREPARATIONS AWESOMENESS: AIR-RAID SIRENS!
I was surfing the net because I have the burning question of the ages. How much does a air raid siren weigh? Well, this amazing citizen of this fine country took it upon himself to answer that multifaceted question. THE WEB IS WONDROUS! http://www.airraidsirens.com/. Still pretty cool that a guy can make a living (that’s a total assumption, this website could have been made by a women, so sexist I can be) by informing people about things on poles that make noise when shit storms are about to brew. I think my fascination with air raid sirens is that that could be used for anything that comes from the sky. Tremors? No silly! those are underground, air raid sirens would only attract them! Bad idea!
Wait ….I am getting way ahead of myself on this one…where are the color photos and the kinda snappy yet elementary dialogue that follows? Wow I am dropping the ball.
You know the beginning of Armageddon? Where most of the planet is crushed by falling space rocks? You know how that could have been avoided? Take all of the air raid sirens that are used for rap songs and put them where these rocks were falling. People hear it…get to safety tragedy avoided.
It doesn’t just stop with Space Missiles and man made Missiles. Dragons, check. Solar Flares, check. Martians, check. Catapult rocks, check. I like them because they can be used for so many things. We don’t have enough things that make noise to tell us stuff is happening. Becker repeats? BWAHHHHHHH, If only life could be so simple.
My mouth is still kinda sore from the wisdom teeth removal. Maybe I should have not paid a donkey to kick my face till they fell out…. Cost effective yes…. Brain effective……look at Muhammad Ali.. worked out for him….Too soon?
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