BUG AWESOMENESS: BUGS THAT ARE AWESOME!
That title is incredible… gets right to the point. Many of my readers are like..Hey…what’s with all of the fancy words you be using all the time. I tell them I really have no idea I just point to random words in dictionaries and thersuarces (I don’t have time to look up how to spell this word right now… this word gets a 134 on the impossible to spell list, if you can spell it, stop rubbing your computer brain in my face already) and hope I am on to something. I know a lot of girls are scared of bugs… Why? because they are not what so ever scared of humans. Take stupid sharks for example. People always say…”hey it is more scared of you then you are of it….” well not fucking bugs. They will eat your face and lay eggs in your fucking brain.
Here is a video for you. Get your vomit bucket ready cause it’s gross.
Almost as gross as Mcdonald’s Big Mac Burritos… Im not making that shit up. Literally they took some nasty McD’s beef and slid it gently into a tortilla! Why? This looks like something bugs would lay their eggs in. Or something a monster throws up when dying in a movie.
I got off track. I am sorry. So bugs. They are really fucking small and have no big deal with humans. They are like “whatever, I like your bed, I am gonna get in it and bite you a shit load. Hopefully you just leave so I can have your house… maybe eat that house if we feel like.” – Bug.
So everybody has seen the borings bugs. Ants. Weaksauce. Bee’s fucking losers! Puss Caterpillars! Whhhhaaaa!?!?!?! Yep, look like little cats and have poisonous fur. Yep, bugs with poison fur. Bears don’t even have that shit.
Not impressed? What about a horned Saddle Caterpillar they have a saddle… so other bugs can ride it into the sunset? YUP. No need for riding lessons either…just don’t fall forward or backwards…Thorns? … Poisonous? … Of Course Silly!
And finally. Big Hairy Spiders. Now I will never hold, touch, look at or not kill one. Thats just me. I would do this…AHHHHHH!!! and start crying. Why don’t you hold giant spiders? Two pictures. Then I am done. Promise.
So. Today’s lesson tells us one thing. Don’t eat at Mcdonalds. Unless of course you want diarrhea … then I guess knocked your self out.
Awesome Song of the Day # 89
Love Long Distance