SPACE AWESOMENESS: SOLAR ECLIPSES!


I was talking to Karl Malone about space today, it is our Tuesday tradition.  A little tea some peppermint patties and a lot of space talk. Topics of discussion were as follows.

1) space – why it is awesome a power point presentation by Karl Malone

2) space – a look into its soul – an interpretive dance by gloria estifon

3) space – the diarama by: some 4th grade class.  I don’t know any 4th graders but I have a van and a lot of candy.  Done and Done.

IN YOUR FACE SUN THE MOON SAYS SUCK IT!

The moon gets sick of the sun always talking shit and making plants grow and peoples skin tan.  The moon just make shit scary looking and thats when monsters come out.  So sometimes the moon says. “hey! look her sun, stop being a jerk and jocking my style.  It’s time for a little space magic.  Time for you to disappear! Human magicians just make planes and tigers and wallets disappear, pussies.  Except for David Blain he would make the sun disappear and then reappear in a coke bottle at the bottom of the ocean which was just shit out by a dolphin.

No people I am serious the sun disappears! Bill Nye can confirm.  Bill do you confirm – Yes. BOOM POW SURPRISE!

I bet the moon has some agreement with vampires....

Space magic. Yep I made that up.  No you can’t use it.

OUT!

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Awesome Song of The Day #81

Neil Diamond – Girl You Will Be A Women Soon

God

Enjoy it over and over and over. And Yes I will be a women soon.

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2 Responses to “SPACE AWESOMENESS: SOLAR ECLIPSES!”

  1. yeah lunar eclipses are the bitch of the eclipse world for sure

  2. When you become a woman, stay away from Neil. Nothing good can come from that.

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