DID YOU KNOW AWESOMENESS: SANTA CLAUS!

DID YOU KNOW SANTA IS NOT REAL?!?!?!?!?!?

You tell anybody I'm not real and I'm gonna fucking kill you!

I WENT TO THE FOOTHILLS FASHION MALL AND SAT ON SANTAS LAP TONIGHT.  I WANTED A SUPER SOAKER OOZENATOR! A PONY AND A MY LITTLE PONY!  I GET UP THERE AND SANTA DIDN’T KNOW IF I WAS NAUGHTY OR NICE!  AND HIS F’ING BEARD FELL OFF!! WHAHHHHH! I CRIED FOR HOURS AND PUNCHED 4 MIDGET ELFS HELPING SANTA!  THEY TURNED OUT TO BE KIDS!   SANTA ISN’T REAL! F-U HOLLYWOOD AND MOM YOU TOLD ME HE WAS REAL!.

NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME THE EASTER BUNNY ISNT…..REAL…..NO!!!!!!

Done

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AWESOME SONG OF THE DAY #79

DEAD MAN’S BONES

Little back story – Ryan Gosling the actor, who kicks ass by the way, is in a band with a childhood buddy, and they used a children’s choir for backup vocals.  It is awesome.  Also see this movies! Half Nelson.

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