WEAPON AWESOMENESS: TANKS!
Hand to hand combat blows, air to air combat…boring, space to space…next level shit, I will admit that. But honestly, why are all wars not fighted with tanks.
New rules of war… Each country gets 1 tank. You can’t afford a tank then you lose World War Tanks. Tough shit Estonia those are the rules. Each country can pick their crew for their tank. I am in charge of tank crews… why? Because Barack Obama said so…that’s why. He trust my tank crew building abilities.
US TANK CREW
1) Nick Cage – Admiral. Little known factoid. A+ tank driver
2) Bob Ross – Targeting systems – just gets landscapes + he would paint the camo on it, with at least 1 happy tree.
3) The Wu Tang Clan – 8 dudes to do other such things like explosions, gas getting and tank top closing. It looks hard to close a tank top, I wish they had screw tops that makes more sense.
4) Gavin Rosdale – what? He would play acoustic versions of Bush Songs in the background… duh Soothing to the other war heroes.
thats all I need
Bob Ross took 5 seconds and drew us a tank!
Tanks are huge! and metal! and shoot explosions at terrorists. Soon tanks will fly and float. If i were a submarine, which I am not, I would be scared of tanks underwater. They would be like dolphins of the war world. Smart and adorable, but deadly…
It’s 3 degrees here… dear christ this sucks.
Awesome Song of The Day #78
Meat Loaf – I’d Do Anything for Love ( not the whole thing but good)
This song is dedicated to Aaron Nation. Enjoy.