WEAPON AWESOMENESS: TANKS!


Hand to hand combat blows, air to air combat…boring, space to space…next level shit, I will admit that.  But honestly, why are all wars not fighted with tanks.

Poor countries tanks are white compact cars with an okay grille...sorry estonia... you suck!

New rules of war… Each country gets 1 tank.  You can’t afford a tank then you lose World War Tanks.  Tough shit Estonia those are the rules.  Each country can pick their crew for their tank.  I am in charge of tank crews… why? Because Barack Obama said so…that’s why.  He trust my tank crew building abilities.

US TANK CREW

1) Nick Cage – Admiral.  Little known factoid.  A+ tank driver

2) Bob Ross – Targeting systems – just gets landscapes + he would paint the camo on it, with at least 1 happy tree.

3) The Wu Tang Clan – 8 dudes to do other such things like explosions, gas getting and tank top closing.  It looks hard to close a tank top, I wish they had screw tops that makes more sense.

4) Gavin Rosdale – what? He would play acoustic versions of Bush Songs in the background… duh Soothing to the other war heroes.

thats all I need

Bob Ross took 5 seconds and drew us a tank!

Just brings tears to the eyes. Why did Bob Ross have to die in a tragic tank war accident?

Tanks are huge! and metal! and shoot explosions at terrorists.  Soon tanks will fly and float.  If i were a submarine, which I am not, I would be scared of tanks underwater.  They would be like dolphins of the war world.  Smart and adorable, but deadly…

It’s 3 degrees here… dear christ this sucks.

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Awesome Song of The Day #78

Meat Loaf – I’d Do Anything for Love ( not the whole thing but good)

This song is dedicated to Aaron Nation.  Enjoy.

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7 Responses to “WEAPON AWESOMENESS: TANKS!”

  1. Why do they camoflage tanks? It has a giant engine and a cannon, neither of which is subtle.

    Build your tank with sufficient awesomeness, paint it orange and dare other tank people to look at you.

  2. Jim Steinman is a genius … in his field of what he does best.
    No Meatloaf! … will be a sad day.

  3. Counter Culture Clown Says:

    I care so little about the tanks once I saw the Meat Loaf vid. Fuckin’ hell yes. Bat Our Of Hell 2 is the definition of EPIC!

  4. when discussing tanks i feel Tank Girl deserves mention. not sure if that is more or less awesome though. im conflicted

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